Returded

It's a mix of "very stupid" but in a more hilarious, weird, and/or spontaneous way. From the Latin word for "slow", and being an ass or turd in a sense, or can just mean as stupid as shit.

You are returded.

by Stane reeves November 21, 2025

Rehuminate

To make one feel human again.

A brief nap helped me to feel rehuminated

by defective meow December 3, 2025

Return

Basically giving something back to where you bought it or in this case, coming back after a long time

Today is the day, my return to urban dictionary.

by aviation lover 123 December 19, 2025

Rechurn

A noble and time-honoured practice in the Kingdom of Online Shopping, where brave consumers heroically defeat EvilMegaCorp by returning an item from a parallel dimension (the garage) while keeping the pristine artifact they actually wanted. Considered a cornerstone of modern wizardry, rechurning is fuelled by confidence, plausible deniability, and the ancient spell: “It arrived like that.”

Widely endorsed by everyone who’s ever said, “Honestly, they’ll never notice,” and universally celebrated in three person group chats as “basically free.”

“I ordered the cream KitchenAid mixer, but somehow the red one showed up, old and broken.”
“Yeah… wild how rechurning works.”

by brocountry January 11, 2026

post returnum depression

The feeling of depression when you return to work after a vacation trip

It's my first Monday back at work after 10 days in Florida. I've got severe post returnum depression

by Tibetanmastiff October 14, 2015

the return of alejandro

The sexiest man alive and his return just when you think all hope is lost

Man the Return of Alejandro was nuts and hot

by The return of Alejandro January 8, 2017

mat return

Wrestling term. When you return your opponent to the mat.

Did you see that mat return? Yeah Emmi is a good wrestler!

by matreturn on instagram June 18, 2018