Redenbacher

An older man who likes to date younger women. I reference to Orville Redenbacher.

Yo, look at that sweet honey with that redenbacher - he must have mad coin.

by RUok August 24, 2008

redeemer girls

Girls who grow up religious yet become penis engulfing black holes for everyone and anyone.

"Hey bro you bang that religious chick yet?"
"ya man like five times today! so did everyone else.."
"damn redeemer girls!"

by JBHS leaks December 6, 2013

REDEMPTION

The moment of high school football where Derby beat Blue Valley North 24-16 to win their fifth class 6A State Championship Title.

Person 1: did you hear about those Derby boys?
Person 2: yeah they won their fifth state title on saturday right?
Person 2: yeah man, total redemption.

by chachy chach November 30, 2018

Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

by choad al amode May 6, 2019

Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.

Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.

by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

Connor Redekop

Connor Redekop is known to have the largest and sexiest penises known to the human race. He is amazing in bed and really works that pussy.

Oh my god look at that penis! It must be Connor Redekop

by Heybitch101 November 18, 2016

fanfic reader

A fanfic reader is someone who can read copious amounts of smut with a straight-ass face but giggles and loses their shit (in a very blushy manner at that) at the tiniest amount of fluff, some love reading angst too.

These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.

They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-

someone: have you heard of the new student? I heard they're a fanfic reader!

by The fanfic reader January 12, 2022