Ratchet Banana Festival

It's Conspiracy; Shook af

Bryan: Did you goto the Ratchet Banana Festival?
Dylan: I don't want to talk about it.

by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018

ratchet joint

A ratchet joint is if somebodys penis is at a bent angle half way down the middle. It has the unique ability to be cranked side to side.

Yano da geez down De road. Man's was gettin bare suck but the whamen locked sight ov da ratchet joint so she dipped!

by Blasendat August 18, 2019

slick ratchets

N. A female who uses deception to slyly avoid you seeing any images of her while slipping her way into your text messages or DMS(twitter) to start a conversation with you.

This usually results in you finding out she is ratchet as all fuck by her either sending a picture, snapchat, or using facetime to contact you.

Situations with these people can be humorous to others so they are often screenshotted and posted on twitter for others to enjoy.

Dale: "yo this gurl bout to send me a pic wanna see if she sexy"

Blake: "hell yea nigga"

Dale: "damn she's ratchet as fuck look at this"

Blake: "slick ratchets these days slidin in the dms like its nothing!!!"

by drizzleogm300 October 13, 2014

Ratchet

Lifting lifestyles through innovative expressions

I live such a ratchet lifestyle.

You're clothing is from ratchet

by Urban ratchet July 16, 2015

ratchet baby

A baby that is very well indeed, ratchet.

Omg she was such a ratchet baby, she kept on trying to act like she was ghetto.

by Sexyasamotherfucker547 April 20, 2018

ratchet rich

1. (verb) To make what you have better by spending little to nothing.
2. (noun) A person who alters or modifies something to their satisfaction.
3. (noun) Something that has been modified, or altered in a stylish, and/or trendy way.

1. That shirt is ratchet rich
2. I'm so ratchet rich
3. Your grandma is ratchet rich
4. They are attempting to make these shoes ratchet rich

by Mazement August 25, 2014

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 06, 2021