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russian raph

usually a term for a jewish man who usually disregards the rules of the old schmool. he usually sneaks snacks on yon kippur and eats cheeseburgers and bacon along with various non kosher delicasies. you may refer to him as the non jewish yet jewish renaissance man. he also has quite a big schlong.
by jaybeezy1234321234 October 11, 2009
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ralp

"I just wiped my ralp on your face Rob"
by Chris Wright 69 May 4, 2005
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Raphi

A german species of male who usually enjoys solariums and ice skating.

Tends to like to drink a lot of beer and party with many many chicks. Adored by australian girls for his body image and charm.
"hey raphi, you look different"

"yeah i got a haircut"

"that would explain why you are so tanned in the middle of winter"

"yeah, i went skiing"

".....riiiiight"
by BeerBabeDeutschland January 28, 2009
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raphael

Verb

To engage in fun activities among friends while leaving out a different friend. "Fun activities" may have a sexual connotation.

An alliteration to the movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, specifically when Raphael leaves the group and the remaining brothers are left together.
My slutty friends raphaeled me when they when to DC for the weekend and I had to stay in town. I missed all the fun.
by Aquaterran February 6, 2013
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Ralphie

Having your girlfriend or wife fuck you in the ass with a dildo while telling you to "take it bitch.". A la Ralphie in the Sopranos.
Alice like to Ralphie her boyfriend when he asked for it.
by TAC April 28, 2003
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Raphaela

A beautiful woman. Half Middle Eastern. A joy to be around. She likes sushi and has beautiful ears.
O shit that’s the beautiful Raphaela!!!
by Lolmhgafo January 16, 2019
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raphael ortiz

1. artist who is said to have been a key player in the "destructivism" movement, smashing pianos and killing chickens in protest to the Vietnam War (yes, it's ridiculously stupid, but he didn't think so). after his lame career fizzled out and he helped found some stupid museum no one goes to, he became a professor at Mason Gross (Rutgers University), where the 74 year old pervert still teaches to this day. now, he has a much more important role smashing college students' dreams, telling them everything they do is wrong, and pretending he knows everything when in reality he knows little about anything at all.

2. term used to describe an arrogant prick; references artist from 1960s.
"Who cares what he thinks, he's just another Raphael Ortiz."
by running duck December 10, 2008
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