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Quesarito

A "secret menu" item at the Tex-Mex restaurant Chipotle, which if you order when there's a huge line,
1. Everyone will fucking hate you
2. Everyone will sigh
3. People will talk about how stupid you are
4. The Chipotle employees will fucking hate you
5. The Chipotle employees will sigh
6. The Chipotle employees will talk about how stupid you are
The reason everybody hates when people order a burrito wrapped in a layer of cheese, and then wrapped in another tortilla, is that it takes SO LONG TO MAKE, and the patient people waiting in line behind you have to wait even longer.
My point is, don't order this. For the people who order this item, see douchebag and asshole.
Customer - Hey, could I have a quesarito please?
Everyone in line and the staff members - FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by blerblines May 17, 2015
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Vision Quest

Forcing sleep deprivation upon yourself, usually more than 24 hours without sleep, with the intended purpose that motor functions will be impaired, and hopefully you will see things that are not there.

Illegal substances are NOT part of a vision quest, only drug allowed is caffiene.
Me: Holy shit man... I just slept for 15 hours.
Friend: Why?
Me: I vision quested two nights ago
by Epheras February 6, 2005
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Queem

Someone who doesn't know what a Quince is
by Tony Gaetano May 15, 2006
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Quesoborguesa

The new spanish word for cheeseburger. Originating from "queso" (cheese) and "hamborguesa" (hamburger).
Yo quiero un quesoborguesa. (I want a cheeseburger.)
by Juan Onjuan October 19, 2009
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Quesadillo

The unholy lovechild of a quesadilla and an armadillo.Pretty disturbing to see out in the street. Equally disturbing anywhere else, that thing is butt ugly. but it has its fans
G: Oh Christ look at that quesadillo
A: Dear god why would someone invent that
by PseudoPsychosis September 7, 2010
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quesaco

Ray: "Dude, I don't know what to eat."
Eric: "How about a quesaco? A quesadilla and taco combo?"
Ray: "I don't know if you're a genius or a stoner, but whatever."
by JaxDenic003 July 10, 2014
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Queem

'Ah Barry, not again! You've gone & got too excited & consequently released large deposits of Queem!'
by therealmagee December 8, 2014
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