5 definitions by blerblines
A "secret menu" item at the Tex-Mex restaurant Chipotle, which if you order when there's a huge line,
1. Everyone will fucking hate you
2. Everyone will sigh
3. People will talk about how stupid you are
4. The Chipotle employees will fucking hate you
5. The Chipotle employees will sigh
6. The Chipotle employees will talk about how stupid you are
The reason everybody hates when people order a burrito wrapped in a layer of cheese, and then wrapped in another tortilla, is that it takes SO LONG TO MAKE, and the patient people waiting in line behind you have to wait even longer.
My point is, don't order this. For the people who order this item, see douchebag and asshole.
1. Everyone will fucking hate you
2. Everyone will sigh
3. People will talk about how stupid you are
4. The Chipotle employees will fucking hate you
5. The Chipotle employees will sigh
6. The Chipotle employees will talk about how stupid you are
The reason everybody hates when people order a burrito wrapped in a layer of cheese, and then wrapped in another tortilla, is that it takes SO LONG TO MAKE, and the patient people waiting in line behind you have to wait even longer.
My point is, don't order this. For the people who order this item, see douchebag and asshole.
Customer - Hey, could I have a quesarito please?
Everyone in line and the staff members - FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Everyone in line and the staff members - FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by blerblines May 15, 2015
1. Do Nothing Bitch, used to describe a woman who has no ambition or goals in life. You should avoid women like this, as they are bitches who don't do anything.
2. An abbreviated term for drum and bass, a subgenre of electronic music. It is characterized on its emphasis on basslines and 160-180 BPM breakbeat drum patterns.
2. An abbreviated term for drum and bass, a subgenre of electronic music. It is characterized on its emphasis on basslines and 160-180 BPM breakbeat drum patterns.
1. Man, this girl is such a dnb, i just want to punch her in the face
2. I sure love dnb. It's so fun to listen to!
2. I sure love dnb. It's so fun to listen to!
by blerblines October 30, 2015
When someone opens a Snapchat sent by you but doesn't reply. Is particularly annoying when making plans or wanting to have a conversation.
Dude 1: I haven't spoken to this guy for a while. *sends snap*
Dude 2: *opens, but doesn't reply*
Dude 1: Dammit, I didn't know this fucker was an open-bomber!
Dude 2: *opens, but doesn't reply*
Dude 1: Dammit, I didn't know this fucker was an open-bomber!
by blerblines March 29, 2016
A comeback used by middle schoolers at recess, typically involving "your mom" or "your face." These comebacks are usually not very effective.
Bully: You are the cause of all of today's problems, nerd!
Victim: Your MOM is the cause of all of today's problems!
Bully: Oh, nice playground comeback, nerd!
Victim: Your MOM is the cause of all of today's problems!
Bully: Oh, nice playground comeback, nerd!
by blerblines March 25, 2015
by blerblines November 1, 2014