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Quesarito 

A "secret menu" item at the Tex-Mex restaurant Chipotle, which if you order when there's a huge line,
1. Everyone will fucking hate you
2. Everyone will sigh
3. People will talk about how stupid you are
4. The Chipotle employees will fucking hate you
5. The Chipotle employees will sigh
6. The Chipotle employees will talk about how stupid you are
The reason everybody hates when people order a burrito wrapped in a layer of cheese, and then wrapped in another tortilla, is that it takes SO LONG TO MAKE, and the patient people waiting in line behind you have to wait even longer.
My point is, don't order this. For the people who order this item, see douchebag and asshole.
Customer - Hey, could I have a quesarito please?
Everyone in line and the staff members - FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Quesarito by blerblines May 17, 2015
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quesorito 

When a girl shits and then you put it in a condom and eat it
Jenny is such a freak she gave forest a quesorito
quesorito by ajkennedy1511 July 13, 2017

Quesadiños 

You have been craving a delicious quesadilla all day. But in your sleep addled state in the store after work you end up buying tiny taco tortillas. You get home and realize your mistake but are far too lazy to go back and get the bigger tortillas. So you put up with these tiny quesadillas. Kids are small. The Spanish word for kids is "niños". Therefore tiny quesadillas are known as "quesadiños".
The drunk man made several quesadiños to satisfy his manly hunger.
Quesadiños by TenderGooch July 11, 2018

Queserotonin 

noun:

The euphoric feeling you get when eating chips and queso.
Let's get some Mexican food, the queserotonin will cure all of our woes
Queserotonin by Mano Meile May 12, 2023
is a really nice black dog, he has really sharp teeths but he bites your ears when you're asleep. He's really diabolic and sweet at the same time and he doesn't like to be alone :c
quesito suelta la caga de zapato conchetumare perro qlo

- Fer to quesito
quesito by espiii__ December 23, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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