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Pseudo-pedophile

A person who is attracted to people who are over 18 but still appear underage. This doesn't necessarily apply to those in the age ranges of 18-19, but even those aged 20+ who may also look surprisingly underage.
A lot of people state that many 18-year-olds don't look like they're over 18, but even then I've actually witnessed some 21-year-old women in bars who look like they're still in high school. My point is that some people (whether they're 18, 19, 20, or even 21) can look underage and it's already enough for people to call you a pseudo-pedophile.
by CelticEagle July 21, 2019
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pseudo-intellectual

Derogatory term aimed at people giving information, and sometimes misinformation, without the credentials to do so. These people often type as if they are scientists, blindly citing wikipedia.
X: You're retarded so who cares about your opininon, Y.
Y: According to wikipedia, and I cite, that is an argumentum ad hominem, or a logical fallacy attempting to link the validity of a premise to a characteristic or belief of the opponent advocating the premise.
X: Stop being a pseudo-intellectual.
by tinygiantz April 7, 2011
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pseudo-leet

Internet writing very much like 1337 (using numbers in place of letters), but easier for mainstream readers to understand. Often used by Emos, fags and people who want to believe that they "pwn".

Psuedo-leet usually only substitues numbers for vowels.
Gay guy on AIM: y0 dud3, 1 t0t411y pwn!
Straight guy on AIM: stop typing in Pseudo-leet, you homo!
by Full~Metal~Jack-off October 4, 2006
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pseudo-intellectual

Tom O'Brien is the quintessence of a pseudo-intellectual.

He wants to become some sort of engineer, unfortunately his SAT scores don't synchronize.
Person 1:Why are you wearing that beige colored hat?
THOB: To my superior knowledge, I believe that such a hat is worthy enough to be placed upon my educated head...for no reason other than pleasure and sophistication.
Person 1: ...uh, stop trying to impress me with your faux intelligence, cretin.
by RichardKarn December 10, 2004
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Pseudo-Indian

An individual of Indian decent born and raised outside of India.
Applies mainly to persons who are 2nd or 3rd generation born outside of India whose parents and grand-parents were also born and raised outside of India.
I'm a 3rd generation Pseudo-indian born in Fiji.

"Dude, I'm a Pseudo-Indian! I can't eat freakin hot curries like the Indians!"

"Man, I don't know shit about cricket, I'm a Pseudo-Indian!!"
by Vin_Dawg January 1, 2009
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pseudo pro-life

There are people who consider themselves pro-life. They are eager to stand and scream in front of a Planned Parenthood clinic (harassing women going in for Pap smears but not actually stopping even one abortion). However, they don't seem the least bit interested in opposing war or capital punishment (which would really save lives).

They also seem uninterested in addressing rape, incest, poverty, economic and social injustice, lack of access to adequate nutrition, lack of access to adequate health care, or sexual ignorance -- all of which are factors that drive the rate of abortion.

This leads outside observers to the conclusion that such people are more interested in being seen to be publicly righteous than in actually furthering the values they claim to uphold. I tell you, they have their reward.
"You hear Ms. Catholic over there calling for that guy to be executed?" -- "Yeah, she's totally pseudo pro-life. Consistent ethic of life, my ass."
by DancingKali August 16, 2011
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pseudo scorpion

An album created by Zenjen. It's audio recordings of a girl being raped. Basically child pornography in an audio format.
Would probably make for some dope samples.
Anon: Have you listened to pseudo scorpion?
Anon: You don't talk about that album!
by ano72341 November 24, 2018
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