prison stew

When you take a big dump and don't flush it.

Dude, I had my buddies over for the weekend and one of them left a hearty batch of prison stew in my toilet.

by Gusbus89 January 30, 2016

Prison Purse

A prison purse is a vagina when used to conceal prison contraband, such as drugs or weapons.

"Don't worry, I got drugs in my prison purse, where the guards can't search."

by Silent Barracuda October 19, 2018

prison style

To have your way with an opposing sporting team in a particularly violent, callous and aggressive manner.

The Canterbury rugby team violated Wellington prison style during the 2009 ANZC final.

by Ali's Choice July 31, 2010

Prison Buddy

A person that has forceful sex with fellow inmates.

"Tyrone is my prison buddy".

by Cronaldo August 16, 2008

Prison skank

a woman who gets passed around the prison, from roommate to roommate. She has "relationships" with them. She is nothing but trash and is with guys with no future but sees nothing but stars. She tries to wife up prisoners and then will move on to the next one.

She has a new boyfriend! It's guy 1's old roommate. She is such a whore. She really thinks she's got something good, what a prison skank.

by ItsJustMaryC February 16, 2009

Turkish Prisoner

aka the turk p, turkish p
the turkish prisoner is the act of delivering a feisty

blowjob to a man, only using teeth.

some like it slow, some like it fast, the more teeth the better.

a blowjob with great zest and appeal is improved only when the

blower using teeth/sans tongue spit and gums and cheek to

simulate sex with the penis...erect or unerect.

"i love it when bad toothed motherfuckers give me the turkish prisoner."

great candidates to perform this bloody art are:

-anyone with braces
-canines
-madonna
-amy winehouse
-gary busey
-joan rivers

by david the white shadow January 25, 2008

prisoner's dilemma

The uncomfortable but ultimate acceptance of another dude farting at a the urinal while you're in the bathroom. You can't claim that it's an inappropriate place to fart, so you just gotta deal with it.

I was faced with the prisoner's dilemma right before my big interview at the company's headquarters.

by Ae5Ea8 May 19, 2016