ghetto pocket watch

a cell phone carried only for use of its clock after the cell phone company has cut its service.

my check to verizon bounced, so now i have a ghetto pocket watch

by randombufalo July 26, 2009

banana pocket

Using painters tape around a whole banana.. microwaving it for about 30 seconds, cut the end off, squish out the banana, then using the peal held together by the tape as a pocket pussy.

"Mitchell made sweet sweet lovins to that banana pocket "

by theforcewasinher September 18, 2016

Rotten hot pocket

An oozy vagina that resembles a hot pocket microwaved wrong

"My boyfriend would rather eat my rotten hot pocket than take Dalton to monster trucks!"

by Breakroom May 31, 2014

French pocket

n.

1. a pocket which has had the end sliced off to allow the wearer access to his or her genitals, specifically for the purpose of masturbating in public without those around noticing.

It was apparent from his tumescence and his vigorously moving hand that he was using a French pocket to masturbate while looking into the playground.

by B-T November 15, 2010

hot pocket party

When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.

When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.

Hows that rager?

Bailed, hot pocket party.

by thatguy911 August 7, 2011

pocket person

A person that is so cute and adorable, you want to put them in your pocket and carry them around.

Luis is such a cute little pocket person.

by Clint S July 6, 2006

Pocket Lesbian

A small, short lesbian, 5' 2 or shorter. Short hair and completely adorable. Everyone should get one.

Girl 1: Hey, look at that girl over there holding her girlfriends hand. She's so tiny and adorable.
Girl 2: That's what you call a pocket lesbian.
Girl 1: I need to get me a girlfriend like that.

by Littlewittlegirl October 31, 2012