playing stupid

Pretending to be ignorant to get out of trouble

"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.

"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?

"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."

"Okay thanks"

...

"Haha, I love playing stupid, it works every time."

by dhun April 1, 2015

playing the banjo

When you are fondling your woman's clit, vagina.

Why didn't you answer my call's yesterday man?

Sorry man, I was busy playing the banjo.

by Robbie Rob J February 17, 2017

Left Play

Left play or Right play are often referenced to as your right wrist or left wrist, Most commonly used by Rapper Bryson Chapman in his song "Fast Life, Fast Lanes".

"Diamonds on my Left Play"

by Damnitihavefuckinghickups October 11, 2019

Playing House

When a person is having casual sex with someone else and has no intention to take it any further but still shows them a lot of unnecessary affection as if they were in a relationship. Such as, stroking their hair or looking into their eyes etc.

He is so good at ‘playing house’.

by landoforlyfe November 7, 2022

Play golf

Sexual term, means you can use any hole you want for sexual purposes.

"I'll let you play golf, any hole you want."

by Craig Addams August 12, 2006

playing the organ

When in a deserted male bathroom, a man pees in all the urinals.

*Just came back to class*
Person 1: Yoo Chad, I just playing the organ
Person 2: Hahaha, what is that?
Person 1: Its when you piss in all the urinals

by organplayer May 26, 2010

play girlfriend

A play girlfriend is someone who is temporarily your girlfriend for only a day or two,not much physical contact besides hugs. All she does is lets you call her cute nicknames and feel loved. No kissing and such.

Dam Daniel back at it again with another play girlfriend

by Snksoshebekwlnf June 6, 2016