phalanx

A 20mm 6 barreled anti-missile CIWS (close-in weapons system) mounted on aircraft carriers and other ships. Designed to be a point defense system, it is the first effective design able to shoot down most anti-ship missiles, including High-g Maneuvering sea skimmer missiles. It's six barreled Vulcan cannon can fire at about 4,500 rounds per minute, creating a virtual wall of lead in front of the enemy missile.

The ship seemed doomed, but the phalanx system came online just in time to shoot down the anti-ship missiles.

by MArk t3h Great December 26, 2008

Phantom Shit

When you are sitting on the crapper and you force out what feels like a triple coiler and you look in the bowl of the toilet and its gone

"(on the phone after a phantom shit)"
Person A: i was just sitting on john for twenty minutes and i took the biggest shit of my life
Person B: Did you get a picture?
Person A: NO IT WAS A PHANTOM SHIT!!!

by ||Loco|| March 1, 2009

Thunderbitchen' Pharaoh

An ancient Egyptian Pharaoh that parties. One typically gets a lot of pussy; so much so that some would consider the amount obscene.

"Yo dawg, that guy gets entirely too much pussy"
"Man, homie be a thunderbitchen' pharaoh!"

by Kelsey0011 October 24, 2011

PHAT

An abbreviation that = (P)retty (H)ot (A)nd (T)hick
Despite the previous definitions, this is the modern definition for the abbreviation! Used to describe a beautiful girl.

Cool Girl: Does this sundress make me look fat?
Cool Guy: Nah, if anything it makes you look Phat, Pretty Hot and Thick.

by TheBigBootyConnoisseur September 29, 2015

pharmaceutical rep

a whore for the pharmaceutical industry peddling brand name drugs that are marginally better (if at all) and infinitely more expensive than generic drugs that have been available for decades.

The pharmaceutical rep came by the doctor's office to explain why patients' prefer a Cialis erection to a Viagra erection.

by ken69 February 17, 2009

Street Pharmacist

A person who sells illegal drugs on the streets. A drug dealer who does not work from one location, choosing instead to change locations to avoid suspicion.

I'm trying to score some bud for tonight, could you give me the number of your neighborhood street pharmacist?

by Andrew McKinney July 13, 2007

phatetic

A word used by trolling retards who cant spell simple words like pathetic.

Retard:
Fuck i am and i dont give a shit about this shitty ass group everyone here act like christians and shit geez you people are a so fucking phatetic

by pe0n June 7, 2009