lousy peter

a flaccid dick - an unerection of sorts - when the penis is in turtle mode. A lousy peter can occur when a state of arousal is suddenly cut short.

He was about to come, but suddenly at the sound of his Mom's voice, he got a lousy peter.

by PeterDydo June 20, 2006

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Blue Peter Presenter

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.

Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.

by Bungle123 March 15, 2009

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1) A wily Bulgarian folk hero, known for outsmarting his Ottoman rival Nasreddin Hoca, and the corrupt Bulgarian upper class. First appeared in 16th-17th century sources

2) A sex act illegal in many countries, which, when done successfully, is performed without any knowledge of the other person involved. Popularized in Bulgaria

1) Sly Peter is like the Robin Hood of Bulgaria

2) I'm totally going to sly peter that chick tonight. She's not even gonna know.

by spanky1279 April 23, 2011

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Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman )

The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.

Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodspider January 6, 2012

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pederass

(n) sick fuck who gets off on little children

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederass.
Donny: What's a... pederass, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

by Team JPD March 26, 2003

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