Pencil Sharpener

Vulgar word for 'you know what'.

See Vajayjay

Boy: Can I stick my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward

by Geranimo October 3, 2007

pencil

an object often used to write with while some people use it for other means, commonly used by stalkers for anything they believe necessary, often noting the names of the people and dates

Jack:I can't wait til i see Jess and i've got a pencil in hand
"friend":Why, so you can write stuff with her?
Jack:No(looks coyly) i have other plans

by JEIASANTAI April 15, 2006

pencil

1. an asian person who acts black in anyway.
2. a writing utensel

1. Jin Da MC
2. sharpen the pencil please, teacher and write me a poem

by Ren July 4, 2004

Pencil Whip

The act of untruthful scoring in golf.

Jeff Kuhns. When in a tournament you shoot a 76 but you "pencil whip" your competitor by making him sign a 72 on your scorecard. A.K.A. the Jeff Kuhns Special.

by Mike Watts October 6, 2008

pencil rave

A pencil rave is a fairly new term for a rave commited by someone without any rave equipment. Instead of glow sticks, they use pencils. Because they have evolved beyond the level of needy "conventional" ravers, they do not require or possess ecstacy. They can drink gallons of water, but it is often best to keep a pencil rave as simple as possible. All you really need are pencils and loud music. Techno or rap will do fine.

"You ready for the pencil rave!"

"Yeah, man, I just got a new set of papermates and a DAFT PUNK cd!"

"Party on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by viethra April 27, 2009

penile pentrometric episiotomy

When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.

Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.

by Goldbagger January 18, 2010

The Pencil Test

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.

The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004