pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

Pencil

A term used to describe someone who is very slim with knobby joints and a pointy head. Typically a person who's physique resembles that of a HB.

"Hey Pencil, pass us the protein shake"

by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022

Pencil-Art

A style of art which contains the use of a graphite and lead; included mostly shading in areas of a drawing

Mastering at Pencil-Art for 4 years

by Ghost-Bat789 March 8, 2015

Pencil

Term used to ask if your girls if they have pierod supplies.

Do you have a pencil.

by Contratra winklespeaker January 5, 2016

Pencil

A type of sex toy

Is that e pencil?
Yeah let me stick it in my a**

by HeSpeaksFacts March 8, 2021

pencil stiffy

A pencil eraser, named for being red and hard on the top of the pencil

Jake didn't like how the pencil stiffy would leave great black marks on the page when he tried to erase stuff.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025

Pencil Tattoo

When you accidentally stab yourself with a pencil so hard the graphite marking becomes permanent.

Fuck, I just gave myself a pencil tattoo.

by AGuyWhoMayExist April 2, 2024