pEnCiL

a common tool used to finger woman in their genitalia and make their cum come out gray because of the lead

YO I GAVE UR MOM THE PENCIL LAST NIGHT ooOooOoOoOo

by YEIEIEIEIT November 20, 2018

pencil grip

The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.

I haven't got the length to jerk off nornally, so I just use the pencil grip.

by Helios8170 November 22, 2018

pencil

a wooden stick with poison to stab people in the eye with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dear teachers, this is a perfect weapon for u to use against those students you hate...
Good luck starting the purge of pencils

by ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) March 5, 2019

Damp Pencil

When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.

"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"

"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"

by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018

pencil

the medieval way to input language. the sharp side is used for input while the, a little softer often pink side is the backspace. the pencil has a usage amount of about one thousand letters before it has to be recharged

"hey can you borrow me a pencil"
"a what??"

by saxen_bbq January 10, 2019

pencil wedje

when you are in class but you want to masturbate, so you stick your pencil up your pussy.

"I was so bored in class that I gave myself a pencil wedje"

by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

Pencil God

Someone who has a non existent sex life other than there hand or fingers but is good in school :)

Jaidyn is a Pencil God.

by ThePencilGod June 28, 2018