Pencil

Analism Contraction used for Analing and thrusting in and out of the anus until shat on

Person 1: Koen used his pencil so strong on me
Person 2: Oh really?, does it feel good?
Person 1: Very, I love the way he sticks it all the way up me

by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 14, 2021

pencil pervert

Slang for a homosexual

Girl 1: Isn’t Jon so hot?
Girl 2: Yeah, too bad he’s a pencil pervert.

by Hun7ea September 16, 2022

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

no lead in their pencil

A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.

'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'

by ZJ3EF January 8, 2015

Pencil

A man’s dick being thrown across a room

“Yo have you seen Ryan?”

“Ahhhhhhhhh!” His pencil has been thrown

by Samson 🤒🤒 June 25, 2024

Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.

After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 14, 2023

Pencil

Pencil long and hard like UR MOM. ToT
used in many ways

Sister: can I borrow that pencil of urs
Brother: get in my mom
Sister: INTO THE UNKNOWN
*hard stick moves*

by hi chloe June 24, 2022