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tipping the valet

Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.
John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.
by rfaithlv July 2, 2006
mugGet the tipping the valetmug.

Tip [penis]

the tip of the penis, your jock. When a girl is really feelin you she on ur tip.
"I know that girl over there mam. she is on my Tip penis"
by no1stunner May 24, 2006
mugGet the Tip [penis]mug.

Nip the tip

Verb. When something brushes across the tip of the man stick, causing brief pain and/or a good facial expression after sudden surprisement from a brief touch, such as from a hand or cold water.
"Man that pitcher threw close! That ball nearly nipped-the-tip!"

"When I walk into a pool with a slope downward, I hate the point where the water nips-the-tip, cause MAN is it cold!"

"I think that girl likes me! She gave me a little tip-nip as she walked past!"

"When you nip the tip, you shrink a little"
by dbsoldguydavid August 26, 2009
mugGet the Nip the tipmug.

fat tip

When a male has an abnormally large penis tip.
by Jimmy Lardbutt March 17, 2014
mugGet the fat tipmug.

tip toucher

a man who touches the tip of his penis to the tip of another man's penis.
Jake and Aaron are totally gay together. they're such tip touchers
by D-Block48 March 25, 2008
mugGet the tip touchermug.

Tip [penis]

The end or prick of the penis. Very sensitive to touch.
Biggie: Oh snap, you got me right on the tip, ahhhh. Nice going jerk-off
Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off
Biggie: what? I can't hear you, my wangs on fiya
by Brennan Kennedy May 27, 2005
mugGet the Tip [penis]mug.

bumping tips

1: Front to front contact between two human males. Typically in a dancing/rocking action.

2: Supersaturation of males in any environment.
The dance floor is so full of guys that they are bumping tips.
by Turbo Donkey January 14, 2010
mugGet the bumping tipsmug.

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