ralph job

The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.

Yo, nice ralph job, man, now everyone's canceling on Wednesday night for the boys.

by YesManAlsoFuckRalph November 14, 2017

Woodpecker-job

A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.

I hate all types of woodpecker-jobs I took in the first years of my professional career

by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014

hate job

When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.

Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.

by Nikc July 26, 2014

curry job

To receive fellatio from a female of Indian descent.

1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"

2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."

by tyrano June 18, 2013

Nice job

An acute indictment of reality

" Nice job ! " exclaimed Pete as he looked at John's uglified profile pic .

by flute September 11, 2019

Swirl Job

The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris

Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.

by JoinMyImperfections June 29, 2016

blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.

That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.

by Gingerlee May 6, 2010