torque monkey

An erect penis.

After the party, I took her home and let my torque monkey loose in her vagina.

by Jarhead8120 May 08, 2017

Procrastination monkey

A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.

Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!

by CookieLikeABookie January 05, 2023

Monkey Arm

A well-formed turd that is long enough to wrap around.

She got to the toilet just in time to pinch off a foot-long steaming monkey arm.

by Garbage Heap August 02, 2020

puddle monkey

A tweaker who hangs out around other tweakers "usually broke" hoping for a chance to get a hit from the meth pipe

I cant believe that puddle monkey hasn't gone home yet

by penaTRAYshawn July 16, 2020

crass monkey

A mixture of Four Loko and orange juice. A play on the traditional "brass monkey," consisting of a 40 of malt liquor and OJ.

Also known as "an even poorer man's mimosa."

Four Loko and orange juice? That is one tasty crass monkey!

by jgoodson28 January 24, 2011

Monkey Money

In-game currency in the games Bloons TD 6 and 5 that can be spent for a higher game advantage or cosmetic skins.

Person 1: "Did you know that compared to Arcaea Memories, which is another ingame currency, Monkey Money has a much lesser value when converting to USD implying that inflation exists in the Bloons TD 6 universe."
Person 2: "God damn."

by chair fucker 69 September 08, 2022

buzz monkey

buzz monkey, a person with too much energy to dispose of in an orderly fashion.

she was dancing around like a hyperactive buzzmonkey on acid.

by Xander (aka alex wileman the great) October 25, 2004