Fail tail

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.

Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.

by Freerobotsex July 6, 2010

shit tail

When you eat Mexican and can not make it home so you have to pull over and make a shit tail across the hood of your wife's car

Did you hear about the shit tail Jonas made after Mexican??

by CFCD March 20, 2017

rat tail

a line of cocaine that is longer than a finger

My cokehead friends love to do big fat rat tails.

by Emily Elizabeth October 26, 2005

dragon's tail

Street slang for heroin.

I'm flying high on dragon's tail.

by Jimmyjoejon March 16, 2008

horse tail

The horse tail is the action a woman makes when an unwanted appendage (finger or penis) is about to enter her rectum. The horse tail comes out exclusively during doggy style intercorse. While in position, she will wildly swing back one arm to swat the unwanted appendage from entering. It resembles a horse's tail swatting flies of its ass.

I tried to take this chicks ass last night, but her horse tail came out and thwarted my attempts!

by philthy rich December 24, 2008

Strange Tail

A chicks ass, a chick in general.

"You'r finaly 18, we need to get you some strange tail."

by One in 6,000,000,000 password January 17, 2010

Tiger Tailing

The act of dragging your fart from one place to another whilst walking as though it is a long, gaseous tail.

Maurice: I just did a massive fart and realised I was tiger tailing the old man behind us.

by Buff Orpington April 14, 2011