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nice guy

someone who is very sweet and does things for someone else even if it is a draw back for theirselves.
He's a very nice guy.
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nice-nasty

1. A person who is always fresh in public but has a nasty house.
2. A person who pretends to be nice but will talk about you in your face and you not even notice it until they walk away.
3. A person who will "politely" put you in your place if you get wrong with them.
4. A person that is nice to you in your presence but will talk about you behind your back.
1. She is fine but her house stinks. She's nice-nasty.
2. She just talked so bad to you and you didn't even catch it! She was so nice-nasty with it. LOL
by TheGrandOne August 2, 2011
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ncea

1/The official qualification for New Zealand High School students.
2/Alarmingly sub-par. Used by New Zealand's social commentators in a striking display of wit.
1/Dude 1: Hey I just got 4 credits for writing a CV!
Dude 2: You're kidding me! I just worked my butt off to get four credits by communicating perceptive and comprehensive insight into an aspect of the classical world, in a manner which displays flair and/or original thought! No fair!!
2/Guy in newspaper: ...the whole thing is completely ncea...
by Steve_the_Panda December 15, 2008
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nice driveway

A corruption of the Polish toast na zdrowie, used in jest as a toast when very drunk.
After tripping and falling down in the bar, John stood up, grabbed a bottle of beer off of a stranger's table held it up and said "Nice Driveway" before taking a swig.
by aaronk56 January 23, 2014
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I'm such a nice person

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.
Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.
by Chewbacca Da Wookie July 6, 2011
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Mr. Nice

A pink blob with no arms that can dance anyway. He can be viewed here:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/nice.php
Man oh man, if my little brother plays Mr. Nice one more time..... Why I'll Mr. Nice HIM!
by luna July 16, 2008
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nice dick

usually reffering to a penis of beautiful stature. This penis drops girls to thier knees in awe and carry's a reputation which is tightly linked to its owner. This penis is usually as smooth as glass and is of perfect circumfrence.
Omg Pat has a nice dick, did you see it or hear about it. If it was an animal it would be a Unicorn.
by sticky bagle December 9, 2008
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