mouse's ear

Opposite of clown's pocket.

"That's the stuff... Ooh yeh!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Little Mouse

The sperm that penetrates the egg.

Kid: Where do babies come from?
Mom: When the little mouse eats the cheese, a baby is born,

by DJ URL December 5, 2015

mouser

To purposely leave a conversation, or gathering, without notice or intent of returning for at least a 2 hour period.

Man, that guy just mousered me.

source: http://www.donationcoder.com/Forums/bb/index.php?topic=14426.0

by pacifika October 20, 2008

Mickey Mouse

A mouse owned by the Walt Disney Company. You can see him at Magic Kindom in Florida or at Disneyland, California.

Me: Hey there's Mickey Mouse and Minnie
Friend: They make a good couple. I wish I was Mickey.

by Kyle Barnet May 30, 2006

moushy

german word for pussy, should be used to fool your friends, and those chicks.

I love moushy day in and day out.

by Travis January 15, 2005

wearing the red mouse

Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.

Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.

by Angel Love December 5, 2007

Mickey Mouse Degree

A really useless degree that has no practical use/no work out of it to the people who study for and earn it, or if they DID have value, they don't now due to overpopularity.

A few examples of a mickey mouse degrees are:

Media Studies
Business Studies
Sociology
Philosophy
Art History

Yes, they may be interesting to study, but there's no pot of gold at the end of them.

Most mickey mouse degrees tend to be BA (Bachelor of Arts), whereas BSc (Bachelor of Science)/BEng (Bachelor of Engineering) degrees actually have real value and practicality. Although it may be noted that Law is BA.

BSc/BEng degrees include:

Psychology
Biology
Chemistry
Physics
Computer Science
Mechanical Engineering
Aeronautical Engineering

Jay spent thousands on a mickey mouse degree at his local university studying Art History. Although he found it interesting, he could find nowhere to actually apply this knowledge to, so he ended up in a Managers job at McDonalds instead, whereas his friend Korena studied Computer Science and got lots of good work offered to her by various schools and business coding networks, as well as an offer by a computer company to help them set up a brand new Operating System. Why? Because her university major was PRACTICAL and USEFUL.

Pick your GCSE's, A-Levels and degree choices wisely, kids!

by fnkjsfhjsfhkjsdhfsj October 31, 2009