mouser
To purposely leave a conversation, or gathering, without notice or intent of returning for at least a 2 hour period.
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Mouser by Glen from the fife November 27, 2009
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Mouser by Paul S the wrestler December 29, 2004
Mouser
On Police Academy 1 & 2, The ranking officer that always hated Mahoney; his side-kick Proctor was always kissing this Lt. ass...constantly.
Guy #1: Damn dude, why you always gotta be a mouser when Chris come to the hood?
Guy #2: Get off that shit man, I ain't mousin' him...dude be drivin' some tight rides yo! He's the man!
Guy #1: Damn dude, why you always gotta be a mouser when Chris come to the hood?
Guy #2: Get off that shit man, I ain't mousin' him...dude be drivin' some tight rides yo! He's the man!
Mouser by Harold Wright, Jr. a.k.a. Jey Wright (Poet) October 18, 2005
mouser fwuffikin
Sexual act ; The Man (Mouser) allows another man to pull out his pubes wearing them as whiskers. He then sprawls on all fours and begins to deficate on the other man.
mouser fwuffikin by dmsgopise February 19, 2008
mickey mouser
Derogatory term relating to natives of Liverpool uk (Scousers) Orig. Cockney rhyming slang (London uk) although widely used across the UK.
Term makes fun of scousers cartoon-like: Character, appearance, use of language and squeeky accents.
Term makes fun of scousers cartoon-like: Character, appearance, use of language and squeeky accents.
mickey mouser by Prof. L. Inguista September 11, 2006
Birkenhead Mouser
An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)
" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "
Birkenhead Mouser by John Gaskell September 17, 2005
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