mongolian piledriver

When a couple engage in anal sex, then as the male is reaching climax, he lifts the female into the piledriver wrestling position, then spiking her head into the bed. The male will then ejaculate on the females unconscious face before pinnning her for the 1-2-3.

I gave my bitch the mongolian piledriver last night, she was out for the count!

by GreatWhiteD March 5, 2015

Mongolian Nipple Cheese

A piece of any kind of cheese, that is in a shape of a nipple and is made in or came from Mongolia.

Emma: hey look at that cheese

Bri: Ha it's in a shape of a nipple.

Emma: I know thats so cool

Bri: hey look it says it's from Mongolia

Emma: It's Mongolian Nipple Cheese

by Beca-Is-Awesome March 29, 2010

Mongoloid Dick

A penis, usually large, that is deformed or otherwise strangely shaped. Possibly covered with growths.

Can refer to a person who is acting the fool or like a retard and who is ugly.

"Dam! Did you see that dude in the gym shower?" "Ya i did! He had a mongoloid dick!"

"That dude is so dumb!" "Ya hes a mongoloid dick."

by PowerStroker April 5, 2015

Mongolia

Not a very good vacation spot.

I don't want to go to Mongolia...

by Dr. Me April 5, 2003

mongoose

a sad little club with sad little men who are actually scared of snakes no matter what they say.

by genni...haHA gavin and phil and mona August 27, 2003

Mongolian drinking fountain

while in the heat of passion you flip your lover upside down and begin to piss in her pussy and subsequently drink from it like a cat

i have such a bad taste in my mouth because me and my girlfriend tried the mongolian drinking fountain

by tbunce May 6, 2008

Mongoloid

The term used to describe some buck tooth, back woods, cousin fucking, inbred piece of shit asshole who uses the word "Retard" to describe the word "Mongoloid."

I just noticed that a couple of douchbags are using the word mongoloid synonomously with the word retard, what a bunch a TRUE mongoloids.

by BobNagana March 22, 2015