Hooch Mooch

Someone who freeloads other people's alcohol.

Person one: "Man, who invited Todd to the party?"
Person two: "I know, right? He's such a hooch mooch."

by Maveryq December 2, 2020

Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.

Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch

by Ponygay January 2, 2021

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

Freedom Moocher

n. Freedom Moochers are individuals or groups that reap all of the benefits of freedom while neither participating in the preservation of such freedom noir contributing anything of substance or relevant options towards the perpetuation of said freedom.

Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.

A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.

Antonym: Freedom Feelers

Freedom Moochers hate the military.

Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.

Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.

Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika

Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.

by Fact Based Person March 12, 2021

Da Moochie

A gang consisting of some stupid damn people: I love Applesauce, I am a Nutritious Plant, I am Good, Coolbeanio, Rubix Magic, I love Snakes, etc. This gang also looks forward to crushing All Friend's World, another gang.

Me: Let's play The Green Slime Boy

You: Oh my, ok. So what's ya password

Me: Andymac mama join them

You: Ya join them and ya see that...

Me: OH MY I SEE DA MOOCHIE IMA LEAVE RIGHT AWAY

You: Oh my, I have TA go now, call me at seven

Me: POOOOOP *Hangs up*

by The Man with the Pam January 13, 2022

Zoocari Moochie Moochie

A statement used to describe people who are doing something stupid.

Ashley: Squidward was the krab from Spongebob right?

John: Zoocari Moochie Moochie *gesturing like a monkey*

by Oofer Gang January 21, 2023

Smooch Moocher

Someone who constantly needs kisses from their partner.

My girlfriend's such a smooch moocher, but I love her for it.

by NarTheNecromancer September 2, 2023