Modern dumping

Similar to modern dating, modern dumping is the breaking up with a partner by solely changing your relationship status to "single" on your social networking site.

A: My girlfriend broke up with me last night.
B: Wow, that's harsh. What happened?
A: It was by modern dumping. I had no idea until I checked my facebook that night.

by amyvr August 17, 2009

Modern-Day-Dutch-Oven

When someone sends you a FaceTime request while in the bathroom and shows you their their porcelain masterpiece first-hand.

"Christian modern-day-dutch-ovened me last night and by the looks of it, he had corn for dinner."

by Meta. November 12, 2011

modern day slavery

when you close your tab of block puzzle!!!!!

bro i just closed my blocky tab this is like modern day slavery

by crackaextraordinaire March 30, 2021

Modern Dance

Being slutty. Sleeping with as many people as physically possible. Walks with legs open.

"She loves her modern dance"

by -hodie- July 1, 2008

Modern Day Badass

A person who thinks they are a hardass, but are the complete opposite and ruins everybody's goodtime by manganing to fuck up even the best situations

Tom: whoa, man i can't wait to get some cuddi this weekend

Bill: yea dude me either i hope those bitches are wet

Tom: Oh yeah man they toatlly will be this party is gonna be perfect

Jim: Oh shit! guys John is coming this party will end up turning into a clusterfuck quick he is a Modern Day Badass

by t-money0069 May 4, 2011

modern feminists

lovely people that defend equality in the world

yet dont care about the men stuck in Ukraine because it doesn't effect them.

where are the modern feminists when it comes to ukraine??

by lemurwoman April 20, 2022

Mobeen

A person that believes in progressive values only because it makes them feel smart. They're usually hard-core feminists, socialists and gay rights activists despite not knowing anything about it.

Guy 1: "Hey, Adam registered as a Democrat this year without reading on any of their policies."
Guy 2: "ikr, he's such a Mobeen"

by Nero shredding violin August 28, 2015