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motorboatin son of a bitch

n; One who motorboats -- and is also a son of a bitch.
n; Term applied to one who has had a sexual episode whilst intoxicated -- usually followed by high fives and busting of chops.
A.
Person 1: Yeah so I was totally nailin that girl last night! Cool.
Person 2: I bet you were, you motorboatin son of a bitch!

B.
Hey did you hear about Seamus? He got with that girl Kerri -- what a motorboatin son of a bitch huh?!
by Jimmy the Geek October 17, 2006
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Motorbiking

While doing doggy-style, you insert you thumb into the girls arse several times, with your hand in the same position as if you were throttling a motorbike
JD took that girl home, bent her over, and ended up motorbiking her!!
by Big Gib April 3, 2009
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motor cycling

when your have sex with a girl and she is pretending to rev a motorbike up instead of twisting the handle she is twisting your dick
dude I was fucking my girl and she totally started motor cycling me
by yourfavouritespartan February 23, 2014
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Motorhole

Id like to motorhole that ass!
by VictoriaLea October 18, 2016
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Michael Michael Motorcycle

An expression coined by Mike Lange, the legendary voice of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Typically said after a goal of significance is scored by the Penguins.
"Michael Michael Motorcycle! Evgeni Malkin has scored in OT to defeat the hapless Washington Capitals!"
by schmed_head August 28, 2009
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Motorboarding

An aggressive interrogation technique most likely not used in Guantanamo (citation needed) whereby the prisoner is suffocated by the application of a pair of large breasts until the point of semi-consciousness. The breasts are then briefly removed and the prisoner can breath for a few seconds. The breasts are then re-applied. The process is repeated ad infinitum until the prisoner gives up the secrets.

The technique requires a high degree of skill on the part of the interrogators. If the breasts are applied for too short a period, the prisoner is in fact motorboating, and it seems unlikely that s/he will give up important secrets under such conditions. In fact prisoners have been known to hold out the promise of fictitious secrets, simply in order to prolong the motorboating experience (citation needed, but hell, I would, wouldn't you?)

On the other hand, if the breasts are applied for too long, the prisoner will die, and take his or her secrets with them to the grave. Not the worst way to go, but definitely suboptimal.
After a 30 minute motorboarding session with Big Bertha, the suspect was ready to give up his own right testicle if only she would stop.
by JustDaveHere February 21, 2015
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