Mitpit

Funny guys, they might be rude but they are really fun to be around

"Woah, Who's that guy"
"Oh woah he's really cool, probably a mitpit"

by Anemoneee__ July 28, 2023

military manlet

The military manlet is an overcompensating manlet boy who, in a fit of Napoleon complex-induced insanity, has signed up for active duty with the United States Armed Forces. Here the useless and effeminate manlets are generally used as cannon fodder when deployed in the absurd spectacle known as the manlet wave attack tactic, but can also be traded as war brides, serve as portable human shields or can be used as an emergency fortification when stacked up as a barricade in lieu of sandbags. The military manlet is always keen to raise the morale of the actual soldiers in his platoon by donning an Oompa Loompa costume and dancing a merry jig atop a mess hall table as the surrounding military manlets clap in unison while dancing in a circle like the fairies that they are and all the manmores pelt him with height boosting insoles. As an encore Manletlyn Monroe performs smash hits such as "High Heels Are A Manlets Best Friend" and "Bye Bye Masculinity" to further entertain the troops.

Why is that pantsed military manlet lying face down in the mud over there? The silly sissy manlet broke one of his high heels while prancing around on the obstacle course and threw a hissy fit, so the real soldiers just left him there. Never leave a man behind - that obviously doesn't apply to manlets.

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024

militart

A women in the military who is just there to have sex with everyone and break up marriages.

Tanner- You understand me so much better than my wife does, Sgt Militart
Sgt Militart-I love your squeaky bald head

Tanner-I’m so glad she’s distracted by my children at home, I hope the army does not demote me again, derp”.

by Jajajajgaga October 9, 2023

Military parent

A type of (usually male) parent who treats their household as if theirs kids are in the army, they're typically very strict and do not like their kids questioning their orders even if said order is unreasonable, unethical or doesn't make much sense, they can also act very cold and emotionally distant towards their child but this isn't always the case.

Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.

A military parents Reasons for their parents style include:
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.

by Dr Doot January 29, 2024

Military Incursion

When an army crosses a border into another country for battle, they are making an incursion into enemy territory. An incursion is an invasion as well as an attack.

"The Russian army crossed the border of Ukraine and attacked. It was a Military Incursion."

by K1II February 9, 2024

militari

militari is the most prestigious neighborhood in bucharest. it is well known for a trapper, MGK666, for its violence and general chaotic atmosphere. most people tend to joke about the fact that rroma people live there

“hai coaie in militari sa ne batem pula de tigani”
“cum pula mea sa locuiesti in militari”
“m6 mafia skrr pow militari”

by ulei November 27, 2023

Milliteral

A millennial who takes everything literally.

They are probably a milliteral so you will want to be specific.

by Derrick Dean April 25, 2024