Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid

Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin are you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"

by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019

Team Mid

A team thats better than FaZe Clan, TSM, 100T, Team 10, etc Combined.
teammid.com
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Hey bro did you get the new Team Mid merch?
Oh fuck yea i did that is the most comfortable and best looking merch ever. teammid.com

by teammid August 11, 2019

Mid-air refueling

pissing while drinking water

I did some Mid-air refueling last night at 3 AM after beating my meat.

by d0gl0g September 4, 2019

Mids

Middle fielder goal in foosball. No points are awarded for mids.

That was mids, score is still 1 / 3

by Human,yo September 18, 2019

Mid air drain

When you busting a nut mid air drain in a trampoline.

Tyler parents were home so he took her tinder date in the backyard in the trampoline and did a (mid air drain .

by Atwhatcost January 14, 2020

Mids

What geno sells

Damn you know that kid geno?
Oh yeah the kid that sells dirt mids

by Sandynigger April 14, 2020

Mid-Mashie

Golf: A Mid-Mashie used to be a 3 iron metal faced golf club. It was named such because it fell in between a mid iron (2 iron) and a mashie (5 iron).

Potatoes: In grocery stores in the produce isles it is common place for clerks to stack 5lb potato bags excessively high. This causes them to become unstable and unobtainable for shorter individuals, particularly the elderly. The Mid-Mashie is the sack of potatoes the shorter individual will grab located in the center of the pile causing the unstable tower of potatoes to come toppling down on top of them. Clerks will typically yell the golfing term "FORE!" If they see the event taking place.

Produce Clerk, "Grandma Death is going for the Mid-Mashie! FORE!"

by aPatheticGeorge November 20, 2020