melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024

melt

getting high from drugs which produce a calming or euphoric high (typically drugs like opioids or benzodiazepines)

I think im gonna melt tonight

by oxy2022 June 9, 2022

Melt

An individual that submits easily. Someone who appears weak or lame.
An individual acting or appearing naive/stupid.

Shut up you Melt. What are you talking about you Melt.

by Tiny675 December 22, 2017

Melted snicker

The act of eating someone’s ass after they ate mass amounts of Taco Bell.

James- “Your hear Jessica let me eat that melted snicker last night”
Pablo- “ No way, you lucky bastard”

by Bettercarton September 28, 2022

Melt

A person who makes stupid decisions

Dayde watts you truly are the king of melts

by Jkluonhbyb June 3, 2018

Melt

Northern Irish (particularly Belfast) slang which means to be in a state of frustration, confusion or burn out. Also can pertain to a situation being stressful or agitating.

"That shift in work was a complete melt"

"Leave me alone, my heads melted"

"You're a melt"

by Fyobbs June 17, 2022

Melt

Your typical Health and Safety Officer, who often doesn't turn up to events. And was only occasionally seen from from 2000 to 2010 when his turtle neck jumper was clean.

What a fucking melt!

by EPC massive June 4, 2018