meatclap

when a guy uses his cock to slap against his hand and make a clapping sound

also used as a reference to beating someone at something

aww man why are you meatclapping in the middle of GCSE History?

or " dude i completely meatclapped you at guitar hero 3!"

by Kezzlaistheman April 4, 2008

No match Swag

When someone doesn't match their clothes on purpose and it looks really good

Ex: look at that guy's no match swag, he's wearing a zebra lake Chelan sweatshirt and blue Jordan shorts!

by Chris of Seattle August 23, 2012

japanese death match

Japanese death matches were some of the most brutal fights to ever grace the lame eyes of mankind. The fighters in the matches wore scars like drag queens wore makeup. Absolutely nothing stopped the matches until the fighters passed out, or gave in after being brutalized for a half hour straight on average. If you have the stomach to see dudes mess each other up and time to kill go ahead and give it a go

Cool Guy: dude you seen have you seen this? 'shows loser Japanese death match'

loser: 'throws up lunch' dafuq is that man?
Cool Guy: hahahah silly mortal you cannot handle true combat 'brakes loser's neck and flies away'

by Kaisero March 2, 2015

matcheboyte

Phone sex. Especially where the girl is being completely played.

Matcheboyte with that Asian chick last night was amazing! I wish she wasn't missing so many teeth and didn't have AIDS.

by CumBuckets March 15, 2005

match-stick

Someone (woman/man) who is addicted to match.com and cruises the internet site daily, hourly, etc.

Tom always has dates but never a steady girlfriend, I think he's a match-stick.

by xercise August 13, 2010

Meatcave

Sex

I'm gunna get meatcave tonight

by caymangyal June 12, 2011

Meachie

a rare species of internet user that uses his own blood as lubrication while he violently masturbates to porn found only in the deep web.

swamping grounds of a meachie include

2 guys 1 hammer
1 guy 1 jar
welikeknives.com
bootybashers.com
bangbrothers.com

by imgur fucker August 26, 2012