Matt 

He’d smoke you in a 1v1 on ARK even if he is playing with half an xbox, you’re dog water, get some PR.

Matt is really good at ARK.

Matt by Mxtt v9 too devlish February 3, 2021

Matt 

A Matt is the best dad you can get. They love being sarcastic and making jokes. They are very smart and hard working. As a kid the are very athletic. They give good advice. They are usually short.

Oh, Matt is such a cool dad

Matt by NF finatic February 6, 2021

Matt 

Someone who is better than a genesis

Matt is better at everything
Genesis= fail

Matt by Jk0264 February 25, 2021

Matt 

A god at sports

Matt: exist
Vegeta: HIS LEVEL IS OVER 9 THOUSANDDDDDDDD

Matt by RIBBITE April 7, 2021

Matt 

A guy who likes to drink cups of tea and read the news paper, from time to time watched footy with the bois.

E.g that guys a total Matt

Matt by Pandagonom April 8, 2021

Matt 

An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.

Why are these sheets soaking wet? Was a Matt here?

Matt by Longfellow D June 7, 2021

Matt 

The guy from wii sports that only poofesure can beat

Bro I cant believe it, I got paired with Matt in wii sports, how am I gonna win?!?!?!

Matt by EEEKKKKEJRJFF June 7, 2021