Sheeeit, forgot my mask! 

Common disgusted refrain two years in.

Jumped out of the Town Car and tripped onto the red carpet, bulbs flashing, "Leo! Leo!"--sheeeit, forgot my mask! I'll look like a tool in Star. Third time today. All that primo Jack Herer weed doesn't help.

"We need snow bomb provisions," Tron nagged me. But I had to drive home without the requested t.p., soy milk, Heineken Zero or Gerber peas, and got seriously spanked. Sheeeit, forgot my mask! Again!

Sheeeit, forgot my mask! by Hifalutin! February 6, 2022

The Haunted Mask 

When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.

"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"

The Haunted Mask by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Gas-mask 

A face mask designed to block all chemicals and dust from getting into your lungs and killing you.

WW1, Germans shoot some chlorine gas mortars, British people put on their gas masks. some dude lost his Gas-mask and dies of rotting lung.

Gas-mask by Gas-mask child December 6, 2010

bunny mask

Another way to finish up some good sex. To be executed while receiving head prior to bustin a nut. Perform by grabbing two fistfuls of long hair and raising each lock above the persons head like a pair of bunny ears. Then remove dick from mouth and cum in partner's nose. Your partner will scrunch up their face and wiggle their nose like a cute little bunny.

That chick had long hair and big 'ol teeth, so I knew right where to aim my load and execute a picture perfect bunny mask.

bunny mask by The Velvesheen Wabbit September 21, 2011

Tahitian Face Mask 

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.

I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.

Tahitian Face Mask by C. Dub November 7, 2006

Ski Mask 

When a man places his underwear over his partners head and then receives oral sex through the slit in the front of the underwear.

That girl last night blew me but she was really ugly so I gave her a ski mask so I wouldn't have to look at her

Ski Mask by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Flight Mask

When a guy put his balls over a girls eyes, and has his penis hangs down over her nose. This move was invented at one of Robb B.'s most recent druken sausage party. He was attempting to T-bag his partner and his partner slipped on some KY and fell onto Robb's face. Hence giving him a Flight Mask.

Robb stated that he sometimes has a hard time breathing while wearing a Flight Mask.

Flight Mask by Turd -F May 13, 2005