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Same Sex Marriage

Marriage between two people of the same gender. I may not agree with it or think it's normal, but it doesn't affect me so who the hell cares? It should be legal because it's victimless and it only affects the people who marry. If it makes them happy, so what? I personally think it's unnatural, but I don't care because it doesn't affect me. In America we have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and if marrying someone of the same gender allows some people to achieve the last two, then go for it.
James: Do you approve of same sex marriage? I think it's a sin and should be illegal.

Me: I also think it's a sin, but it should be legal because in America we can do whatever we want if it doesn't affect others. Is lying illegal? Is disrespecting your parents illegal? Is worshipping false gods illegal? Is using the lords name in vain illegal? No. All of those are sins and none are illegal, so why should same sex marriage be illegal? Plus, God forgives our imperfections and he loves all of us.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020
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Human animal marriage movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal for a human to marry an animal.
Support the human animal marriage movement.
by Judge dredd7 October 22, 2011
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Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days
The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.
by simskizzle November 4, 2011
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Traditional Irish Save The Marriage Baby

A practice in cultures, most commonly believed to be originated from Irish heritage wherein the couple decides to have a baby instead of getting a divorce or actually working on their problems through healthy means. ALWAYS amplifies the problem but due to traditional views, the couple therein stays together and them and them child suffers. The classic "Stacking Shit on Shit" situation.
Nell and Hayden can't stop arguing every day.

We thought they were headed for divorce but they just announced they're going to have a baby. Ah, the Traditional Irish Save the Marriage Baby. Poor kid..
by Martini Drysdale March 3, 2021
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why ban gay marriage when you can ban kids bop

i’m making this definition so i can buy it on a shirt.
why ban gay marriage when you can ban kids bop would look great on a shirt
by sadinpink November 3, 2019
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Opalite marriage

When a person marries someone they’re either not attracted to or not in love with for social appearances. Opalite is a man-made glass stone that looks like real opal. Like its namesake stone, an opalite marriage it is a cheap manufactured farce that mimics the real thing.

Similar to a lavender marriage, but for straight people. An opalite marriage can be a mutual public relations decision, or a dubious individual tricking an unsuspecting person who really loves them.
The bride and bridesmaids wore great gowns, beautiful gowns; what a shame it’s just an opalite marriage.
by SaneCatLady October 11, 2025
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niece-by-marriage

Spouse's niece.
My niece-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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