ltftto

Learn to fish then teach others

LTFTTO (Learn to Fish, Then Teach Others) If you teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime and if he then teaches others, he'll learn to be a better fisherman and continue the cycle for his community and no one will go hungry. But give a man a fish and only he will eat for a day.

by JentasticMe June 20, 2016

LTWS

Lower
Than
Whale
Shit

Is a definition meaning that you are lower than whale shit. It could pertain to you not being to somebody's importance, or just aren't the persons top priority. Or it could relate to someone being very terrible at something.

Man I wanted a new phone but my dad got me a refurbished one. Uncle responds "yeah you didn't get the new because you are LTWS... Lower than whale shit."

by Bryces99 June 26, 2016

LTM

Laughed To Myself

I LTM when Jenny tripped in front of her crush.

by garciadulcej August 9, 2016

ltai

Itai was one of the Generals in Kind David’s Army. He is a warrior, strong, focused and an advocate for communication and prosperity. People who come across Itai’s regard them as caring, strong courageous and attractive. These are the qualities of a king. They are to be revered as leaders and the head of an army or team.

ltai would know how to deal with this.

by Deadseascrolls October 21, 2019

ltpdftb

Lay the pipe down for the boys

Andrew: yo you better ltpdftb

by KrisjL September 21, 2020

LTFA

"Less than fuck all", LTFA, also <FA

Emphatic way of saying absolutely nothing, nada, niente, zero, zilch.

Anger: You know LTFA about this situation.
Aggression: You know LTFA about shit.
Humility: I know LTFA about this situation.
Low self-esteem: I know LFTA about shit.

by mcnoodles November 13, 2020

ltbc

Long term booty call. Used in reference to that person who you aren’t really dating but are always dtf.

“are you going out with Stacy?”
“nah bro, she’s just a ltbc”

by fifiandtheflowertots March 21, 2021