Lisa

A white woman (typically in her 30's to mid 40's) that claims not to be homophobic, but does not accept her LGBT child

Person one: Man, that woman is a total asshole
Person two: Her name's probably Lisa or some shit

by IHateLisa June 21, 2023

mona lisa

me complaining to my mum

teenager : 'mum I feel ill - don't think I can go to school today, mum my hair looks bad, mum why do I look like chicken little'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'

by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

Lisa

best person ever

Lisa is the best person ever

by hejmonicaqwerty April 28, 2020

Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.

"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018

Pull a Lisa

Pooping your pants at work.

Guy 1: I need to go to the bathroom soon, can you send someone to take my place?
Guy2: Of course, wouldn’t want you to pull a Lisa.

by LJW2 October 1, 2021

Lisa Lovett

This girl is the most amazing and caring girl you could ever meet , she can make feel special and she won’t even know it. Take one look at her and you can smile even when days seem hard

Lisa Lovett is a long head.

by Secret faggot number 2 June 5, 2020

call Lisa

When a girl "calls lisa" in front of you they are usually calling one of there single best friends to tell them that they spot a real keeper in their presence.

I think I need to call Lisa.

by Nedkilley May 20, 2024