Watermeloning

The football tradition of having kids race around with watermelon in their ass crack and the winner doesn’t have to eat the melon yet everyone else does have to eat someone elses

Bro we were watermeloning the freshman yesterday it was fucking disgusting

by Crunchy roll August 22, 2019

Watermelonhead

Thomas has a watermelon head

Thomas has a watermelonhead

by Aaron Chong dong December 5, 2019

Watermelon Party

A stab at green politics, which is nothing but a socialist sham disguising itself under the guise of green politics. It's just like a watermelon, green on the outside, red on the inside.

Voter #1: I'm about to cast my ballot for the green party.
Voter #2: You seriously about to vote for those socialist ecoterrorists in the watermelon party?

by John Doe 09378 September 26, 2020

Watermelon pussy high

When someone blacks out from alcoholic substances, but is still fully functioning.

Did you see Lauren yesterday afternoon at the Nitty Gritty?

No why?

She was watermelon pussy high.

by friendofthedevil2 March 5, 2021

Watermelon fuck

When your really mad at a water melon,
Water melon is a dick at times but when he's a big dick call him watermelon fuck

Hello (name here) this watermelon fuck decided to disappear

by General watermelon March 7, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

Harry Styles says it tastes like strawberries on a summer evenin. He also says he wants more berries. He wants to breathe it in and breathe it out.

"Watermelon sugar high"

by HellSon January 23, 2021

watermelons sugar

sugar you put on watermelon to enhanse flavor, its an explosive that would blow up the watermelon

"watermelons sugar is the best."
"wher can i get watermelons sugar from"

by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021