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Lance

Lance is short for Lance-romance, which means that your boy is putting in overtime with a girl. Or Lancing.
Come one Lance, let's leave this party.
Look at Chris, getting his lance on over there.
You coming to the game with us, or are you getting your lance on tonight with Leigh.
by Ciznal April 26, 2007
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Lance Bass

A member of N'Sync who revealed he was gay on July 26, 2006, even though it was so obvious that he was a homo. He also enjoys having dirty sanchez's with his boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl.
Lance Bass: "Hello everyone and thank you for coming. I would like you all to know that I am gay and I enjoy having anal sex with my lover Reichen Lehmkuhl. He's my little princess."

Reichen Lehmkuhl: "I will say that Lance is happier than he has ever been. It has been a long ride and it's a huge relief and I couldn't be happier for him and I couldn't be more proud of him."
by yourfuckinworstenemy August 10, 2006
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lancaster

Home of the amish and their corn bread. Also place where an assortment of college kids live together and touch eachother in vulgar ways. It is the temporary home of some preppy coke heads from connecticut, skanks from new jersey, japs from new york, wannabees from maryland, average jo's from p.a., and really confused people from the other 45 states. Lancaster has one bar, which smells like piss, and the entire town smells like cow shit. The owner of this 1 bar has 2 teeth. Actually, there is another bar called Brickyard. Its the only place to go where you can take your mind off of the fact that you are stuck in fuckville, pa.
Townies call Lancaster (lan-cuh-stir)
and end every sentence like they're asking a question
OUt of Townies call Lancaster (Lang-cass-ter)
we are pushy, rude, entitled, and we drive our parent's bmw
by Name Doesnt Matter September 24, 2005
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Lance Berkman

All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.
"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst

"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball
by David T. W. May 21, 2008
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lancelyn

A lancelyn is someone who is shy sweet and when she comes out of her shell is super crazy fun flirty and spontaneous. She is super gorgeous and not one to mess with. A lancelyn is also filled with a lot of emotions . If you piss a wild lancelyn off the claws will come out!!! She laughs every five seconds, super love able and adorable!!!
Lancelyn says the following:

Zzaamm bae!!!!!

Oohhhh it's my song!!!!

...or nahhh???
by Barbee_official June 18, 2014
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Landyn

Landyn is funny and people enjoy his company. He has brown eyes and hair that make it easy to fall in love. He may go through some hard relationships but soon he will find the right girl. Any girl who gets a Landyn is a lucky girl. Landyn is very weird but very loved at the same time.😘😘
Girl 1: omg there's Landyn!! He is so cute. I'm gonna go talk to him!!
Girl 2: not if I get to him first!!
Girl 3: wait for me!!
by guess who?? 😘 May 15, 2018
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Laicy

A beautiful, kind and caring soul.
So gentle and soft.

Laicy would make an awesome friend and if you are lucky enough to meet a laicy you would want her in your life weather it be as a friend boyfriend or just to be able to say you know one.

Don't ever let a laicy slip Away.
Laicy is as loyal as they come and will speak her mind.
She says it how it is, not how you want or what you want to hear.

Laicy is a peaceful girl. She does not like conflict but would always stand her ground when she is right and own when she is wrong.

Laicy has a heart of gold and I would want to he a laicy if I were u
Laicy is a great friend to have for life
by Heidi1111 December 15, 2018
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