Het lag

That period of time, before coming out, when a gay guy tries to believe he's straight and dates girls.

I tried dating girls during my teen years but had no sexual feelings towards them. After I figured out I like men sexually, I realized I had been suffering from het lag.

by Arkansas luggage April 16, 2020

lag [2]

what every gamer hates in the world

*plays game*
*lag 2 comes up randomly*
gamer: why does this fucking happen

by kocheraaa February 14, 2017

Rage Lag

The time it takes for people in main stream media or social networks to realize they are wrong and to chill the fuck out.

Even after the incident with the kids and the Indian elder was proven to be fake news, many people suffering from Rage Lag posted their anger on social networks. #RageLag

by Doc Primo Herb January 20, 2019

lag ass

Someone who is constantly falling behind on their engagements.

Torrey is being a lag ass changing his car oil.

by Maddie187 November 3, 2013

time lag

someone who you want to have regular exchange with but can only contact through filling in forms which often times poses difficulty and/or compromises spontaneity.

me: "hello, someone. how are you today? can i tell you about my weekend?"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"

by Krkič May 27, 2019

I Lagged

A common excuse for when someone has an epic fail moment in a video game. It's frequently ridiculed as being too generic, to the point that people overlook that sometimes it's legit. Some people have crappy internet.

"Why did you do so bad? You're usually pretty good."

"I lagged."

"Ah, I see. I know you don't go easy on anyone, so I knew something was wrong."

"Yes. If I was having an off day I would've just told you that, but it is actually my Internet having an off day..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

break lag

The sluggish, tired feeling you get after your lunch break at work. Often leads to lethargy and a tendency to get little done and/or kill time until the end of the day.

"I was so productive earlier today, but after sitting down for a half-hour and having that burger I'm having wicked break lag."

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by Delirium319 October 21, 2011