kittens in my pants

having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up with the hot chicks fat friend so your mate gets the hot chick!

"I'm coming to the club tonight, don't worry I've got kittens in my pants"

by Sl!m December 30, 2008

Cougar Conquerer Kitten

An attractive young woman under 30 who steals an older woman's younger lover, hot older husband or rich older hubby or lover away.

"Did you hear what happened to Debra?"

"The cougar? The 42 year old woman with the 28 year old boy toy? no. what? is she ok?"

"he left her for a hot 22 year old Cougar Conquerer Kitten"

by Savia J March 14, 2009

Kitten

The cutest fucking thing on the planet

Kitten: mew

Never: Damn that's cute!!!

by Froody foozboos pizza June 25, 2015

Ripping kitten

To involve oneself in an extreme, brutal act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and, in doing so, damaging her; drunken rape.

"So Kyle what'd you do this weekend man?"

"Ah you know, went to a party, got wasted with these two chicks and ripped some kitten all night long."

"Ah, nice, nice to know my bud's out ripping kitten."

by Lord of Lightness April 12, 2008

puppy kitten

The cuteness of a feline, the cuddlieness of a canine, bred into a ball of adorableness.

Take your shoes off, come inside, see my place and meet my puppy kitten!

by taylorjford May 4, 2011

sick kitten

When a female and a male has intercourse and the female shouts “I have chlamydia” in the middle of the intercourse.

We were having sex and then she shouted she had a sick kitten. After that, I grabbed my clothes and left.

by Roughttrucker January 25, 2018

Aquatic Kitten

Aka catfish. Very sweet, soft fish with whiskers like a kitten

1: Dude I fuckin love catfish they’re so cute
2: Bro call them by their real name, they’re aquatic kittens

by Ecologyb1tchez June 18, 2019