Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Poppa Bear's Kettle Korn

Best ever fun time snack; perfect mixture of sweet and salty popcorn made in Southside Virginia. Perfectly popped kernals that create a great tasting snack

Poppa Bear's Kettle Korn is a funtime snack that kids and adults love.

by popcorn king January 5, 2019

cupping the kettle

when you're lonely and household objects - such as a kettle - become your romantic partners.

I'm so single right now - going to be cupping the kettle this Saturday for sure!

by Redhatter April 20, 2020

Shaking the kettle

A dangerous thing to indulge in and not knowing the outcome of it

Mindys talking to this boy who is a mystery man who doesn’t express himself so she’s “shaking the kettle” not knowing if she’ll be burned or not .

by Luciouslyrics15 April 25, 2020

mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020

Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.

What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.

by UglyUseless June 23, 2021

The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Yasuo mains saying Queens of Leauge users are weird

Yasuo Main: Omg QOL users are weird
QOL user: Not the Pot calling the kettle black

by IDK ME I Guess October 6, 2021