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karma spy

The final stage of bad deserving karma sent in the form of a human spy sent from the fires of hell.
John: Wow! Brian your girlfriend is super hot and super nice!

Brian: Actually John, Maria is a Karma Spy sent from Hell to torture me for all the bad things I have done.

John: Damn, well can I have sex with her?

Brian: Yes Sir, Please be my guest and save me!!!
by Anthony J. Caruso June 3, 2022
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Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.
Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.
by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019
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Karma

"I don't wear a mask. The schools open or they don't get funding. This is going to go away without a vaccine. Our numbers are great."

Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
The letters in "Make America Great Again" rearranged are "i.e., Karma Came Great Again.
by mysticalrivers October 2, 2020
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Karma

Karma is the one girl you meet on accident. You will realize that maybe normal is boring because she is different. Something about her is like an unsolved puzzle. Karma is crazy, but people enjoy it.
Friend: “What’s up”?
You: “Karma got me feeling some type of way
by TyphoonBear_32 December 18, 2021
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Karma fiend

a karma fiend is a person who fakes being nice expecting something in return.
karma fiends are very fake people
by S.A.N.S September 29, 2022
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Karma

Two Wrongs don't make a right

Two Attacks or Defends dont make a victory of earth and heaven.

Two side of conflict, make no peace.

Doing the same arguement of laws, and trade, and expecting a sane society.

It's Like writing you words of the tao's and expecting to be free from what u sold, in this subliminal jinxing, and clairvoyance system of "miss said words of golem's and there master's", cause I know you'll get involved.

The Arival
Karma, is a Ham Rack, how the pigs treating you, with the epstien slayers of Princess Diana and the skin trophies of Heather O'rourke
by MineOwedWu's July 8, 2021
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Karma

Karma is a bitch.
by 420YeetMaster69 August 4, 2019
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