Birthday Karma 

When one realizes that his/her own birthday is coming up, usually within about 30 days, which leads them to post happy birthday messages on their friends' Facebook walls whose birthdays fall within said 30 days.

The idea behind this is to seem nice and boost their positive karma so when their birthday comes around, they receive more birthday wishes posted on their wall on Facebook.

Steve, quit trying to boost your Birthday Karma by posting birthday wishes on your friends' walls. We all know you're not being sincere about it.

Birthday Karma by subatomicpotato July 14, 2010

preemptive karma 

When one's just desserts are dished out even before the meal's begun. Similar to the Western concept of getting beaten to the punch. Although people who experience preemptive karma feel like dolts, they are actually highly evolved beings whose true desire is to do no others harm.

Grasshopper, the time you tried to kick the cat, but slipped instead - that was preemptive karma.

preemptive karma by maximo hudson January 25, 2009

Muskrat Karma 

Muskrat Karma is the karma created for leaving a Muskrat's Nest. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest on the undeserving and unwitting breeds bad Muskrat Karma. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest to the deserving breeds good Muskrat Karma.

Example of bad Muskrat Karma:

Jake: Rob, I just built a huge Muskrat's Nest in my grandma's bathroom! Isn't that some funny shit!?

Rob: Damn, Jake! That's not funny at all! Don't you know that creates bad Muskrat Karma for you? Now you're destined to be Muskrat's Nested yourself!

Jake: Oh, God! Where's the shovel?

Example of good Muskrat Karma:

Rob: Jake, I just snuck into the lady's room and built the largest Muskrat's Nest EVER! That'll teach this shitty restaurant to have shitty service!

Jake: <LOL> Yeah it will! Dude, you're totally gonna get some good Muskrat Karma! I doubt anyone will ever Muskrat's Nest your bathroom ever again!

Rob: High Five!!

Muskrat Karma by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010

charlie brown karma 

having sustained bad luck throughout your lifetime.

Poor Don Andersen has had so many shitty things happen to him, he's got Charlie Brown Karma written all over him.

charlie brown karma by BCH January 14, 2008

pre meditated] karma 

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma

One to cause pre meditated] karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate

pre meditated] karma by Steph anie ;; July 17, 2021

Reverse Karma 

When you choose to be a dick in a situation and it either turns out in your favor or doesn't cause a negative outcome like usual karma to the point you regret your asshole behavior.

(Fluffy Female approaches wearing a large white jacket)
Douche whispers to friend: "Yo look at this fat fucking cream puff."
Fluffy Female: "You guys did so well in the talent show the other night, you have amazing talent."
...
Douche to friend: "Damn I feel like a douche now, bro.."
Friend: "That's called Reverse Karma. It makes YOU the bitch."

Reverse Karma by Alkemy November 10, 2016

Drama Karma

Pretending to care about someone else's life and making it appear important in the hope that, one day, they will care about what you have to say.

i.e. Care, and people will care about you
(or at least pretend to)
drama karma

Drama Karma by Alex!! December 9, 2008