Angry Jerk

The action of simulated masturbation while making an angry face and pointing at your intended victim.

The man on the bus made me so mad I threw him the angry jerk!

by luvbird October 24, 2011

Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.

“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”

by Kicky40 March 15, 2018

getting the circle jerk

The act of being jerked around by several people at once. Often used as a humorous expression as it pertains to several men masturbating in a circle, possibly around you, or on you, suggesting a lack of power on your part (the person receiving the circle jerk) and a larger proportion of power for the individuals perpetrating the circle jerk.

I applied for several jobs but keep getting the circle jerk!

I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!

by thoroughly circle jerked April 22, 2010

Perk and Jerk

Your drinking and then realize your horny and probably not going to get laid so you go home and jerk.

"Last night it was pretty much just a perk and jerk for me"

by JEFFJERK May 20, 2010

The Diesel Jerk

A dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World from the 1990's Nickelodeon TV show The Adventures of Pete & Pete.

That guy is doing the The Diesel Jerk! This club is hopping!

by Anth is the man! December 4, 2010

jerk

The third derivative of distance with respect to time; the rate of change of acceleration.

"What's the derivative of jerk?"
"Uh... asshole?"

by Pedant April 24, 2005

jerk off challenge

Try and see how long you can go without jerking off

I was able to make it about 5 minutes into the jerk off challenge without jerking off.

by JrkOFF September 19, 2017