Japple

A load of cum.

Dude I just jappled all over this girl's back!! Sorry did that japple get in your eye?? Then you betterrun for cover! She will not be happy and end up with towely's eye.

by Mikeee82 December 9, 2008

Jappy

A word to describe a japanese midget

I saw a japanese midget get on the train today. He was pretty jappy.

by kunst September 30, 2015

jape

to steal something in a shady fashion

'Oh poo it seems some jiggery pokery has been afoot someone has stolen my wallet' quote from confessions of a toff

by Jiffy April 9, 2005

Japped

When a electronic device quits working or works in a way you dont like because it was made in Japan or China in sweatshops and is constructed poorly.

Tom- the stupid printer japped again
Miss Kowalski- what is that supposed to mean
Tom- it's a piece of shit foreign made garbage

by Paul Richard November 19, 2007

Jappaz

Playful term for Japanese. Like Flip for Filipino or Viet for Vietnamese. Not to be confused with Jap. Sometimes pronouced as Japperz

Oh shi man, those Jappaz are hot!

Man, those Japperz are crazy at drifting.

by Jack February 3, 2005

jarpet

When someone jerks off all over the carpet making a glow in the dark mess

Scenario after a party.
You: "Hey why is this carpet all crusty"
Room mate: "Let me go grab my black light"
You: "Okay"
Room mate: "Awwww, god dammit looks like someone turned this patch into jarpet. Shitty"

by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010

japenese dookie roll

A traditional Japanese art of Dookie rolling, when the male lays a large log, the males of the village would proceed to wrap their flaccid shlongs around it representing a sushi roll.

Man I wish I could have a Japenese dookie roll.

by Hot McChicken January 16, 2017