A Jan

JAN is an acronym for Just Another Narcissist. When you see a person posting something socially popular online to get Likes but with the real intention of shining a spotlight on themselves, they are a Jan. Jan’s follow and post about popular or politically motivated trends, usually within the echo chambers of their own tribes. They live for the Likes. The Likes give them meaning and purpose in life. They are especially careful about photos posted of themselves and make sure that they are crafted to bring attention to themselves.

Susan is such a Jan. Every photo and every post is about her and her identity. She lives for the likes.

by SomtingWongwitmee January 6, 2024

Jans

another word for fuck

What the jans

by 9️⃣ October 22, 2022

Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019

Janned

When someone loses to a person with less talent than them in their own field.

“Guys I can’t believe I just got Janned by a girl who can’t even sing.” Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 12 episode 7

by Miuver January 27, 2024

Jan

A person with extremely tiny private parts

Girl: Heyyy Jan let me see it
Dude: Here

Girl in mind: wow he must be such a jan

by MrWorld May 8, 2023

sarah jan

bratty girl who thinks she’s all it because she got tiktok

are you friends with sarah jan

ew no i hate her

by samanur May 14, 2021

Jan Harms

Jan harms is epic and cool gamer that gets all the girls (and boys) and is very hot and sexy and fuckable and also has a wife named Shay Harms, Shay Harms and Jan Harms got married on May 5th 2021.
Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)

He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.

Woman 1: is that Jan Harms??
Woman 2: omg its Jan Harms!!
Woman 3: hwes swo hawt >w<

by choccy milk 69 November 24, 2021