jack jacked

When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.

I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.

by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011

jack material

Items looked at to obtain pleasure while jacking off.

Usually a picture, but can be a video.

While surfing MySpace I found many doogie's that posted pictures that made excellent JACK MATERIAL.

by Brownie Johnson September 10, 2008

Jack Anderson

bassist. obsessed with the loveless vinyl, and finally got it . .

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me: hi-
jack anderson: loveless vinyl!!!!!

by crackkkkislife January 18, 2019

What would Jack do?

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

by Scott... August 8, 2006

Jackassery

I, like many of you, have to spend a great deal of time on the job dealing with people that don't know their asses from a hole in the ground - you know, jackasses. Jackassery is the act/art of being a jackass; behaving in a manner that is completely nonsensical.

I have no time for this jackassery.

I am allergic to jackassery just like you are allergic to common sense, so it would be best if we kept our distance.

by Daisee99 March 4, 2010

jack white

Jack White is a buff 6'6" guy from the White Stripes that kicked the shit out of the Von Bondies lead singer after a gig. He had to go to court and got a $1000 fine and community service or something.

the von bondies guy cried like a pussy and took it to court becuz he got his face smashed in

by bryan18 September 1, 2005

Jack Barakat

Amazingly sexy guitarist of the band All Time Low. He likes the macarena and wants herpes. He still hasn't found his mom yet and although he is a guitarist, it doesn't mean he's actually good at playing. He has great hair but a little penis.

Have you seen Jack Barakat lately?

Oh yeah, he was looking for his mom!

by Meghin Barakat January 19, 2009