silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

Silver river

When ten guys jack off on a preferabley naked woman and it runs down her front like a river.

Tonight I am going to create a silver river.

by Buddy101 November 2, 2015

Silver 5

A rank in the popular MOBA League of Legends. People in this rank think of themselves as "Good at the game" although they are terrible. Silver 5 players are also bad at grammar but still attempt to correct others.

XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: STFU dude im silver 5 not like you're bronze ass
XxMysticWindxX: but silver 5 isn't even good
XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: Wow you really are a noob
/all XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: 9x report Mystic cause he is a noob and racist
/all XxMysticWindxX: lol you're just one of those silver 5 kids xDDDD
/all XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: lol wrong your fuckwit

by Thrippith the fourth May 31, 2015

Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.

"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."

by Jemagu December 29, 2011

silver perm

An elderly person, most often female.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck driving behind a silver perm doing 35 in a 55.

by Joel Anders February 17, 2008

SILVER DOLLAR

BETTER THAN A DIME... VERY ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT FEMALE..THAT GETS MONEY

I NOT A DIME..I AM A SILVER DOLLAR. THANK YOU

by RUTHIE February 24, 2015

Salty Silver

Adj. It is a insult that is told to a player (or players) of a game called Counter-Strike Global Offensive. It means to be upset that you are at the lowest sector in the rank system in the game (AKA Silver) because you are bad and horrible at the game. This insult is normally told in lower ranks, where the Gold Novas will toxically attack the Silvers because they are a few ranks higher than them and want to boost their egos.

*Terrorist* Le Ween (Silver): I hate my team so much, it's so toxic!

*Terrorist* DumbleStephano (Silver): Same dude! They're so trash too!

*Counter-Terrorist* Crypix (Gold Nova): Shut up you bunch of salty silvers!

by Crypix January 12, 2018