just a bunch of cells

We’re made up of cells so we’re just a bunch of cells

Pretty damn dank meme page my dudes

“Have you heard of Just a Bunch of Cells?”

“Yeah! I love her meme page!”

by let’s go lesbians August 10, 2019

sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells

by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020

answerving your cell phone

Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.

I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

invisible prison cell

The six-foot radius meant to prevent coronavirus transmission.

He felt it as portable solitary confinement, like carrying around an invisible prison cell.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020

Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.

Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.

by Slick Asian March 23, 2017

Motherfucking cell

The pathological cell type identified in Bushcle-Lowenstein tumors. Buschle-lowenstein tumors are a rare benign penile tumor caused by human papilloma virus infection with giant tumor growth but only local tissue destruction; may result in urethral fistula formation. The tumor resembles a cauliflower-like mass. Diagnosis is achieved via collecting cell scrapings of the mass with subsequent identification of motherfucking cells (MFCs) on diagnostic electron microscopy. There has been considerable debate regarding the exact nature, etiology, and treatment of these lesions. Like oral florid papillomatosis and epithelioma cuniculatum, Buschle-lowenstein tumors are considered to be a regional variant of verrucous carcinoma. MFCs have been observed on samples involving the penis, vulva, scrotum, bladder, and perianal or anorectal regions. Management of these tumors is controversial, but involves chemotherapy, radiation, and surgery.

The motherfucking cell was identified on diagnostic electron microscopy.

by ProfPath March 25, 2017

Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017