hipster ripster

Paying too much for things that help create a hipster image.

Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."

by Pizza ova October 25, 2015

hipster

A person that thinks they know something about music just because they say they like vinyl and wear a Rolling Stones shirt.

A hipster listened to Paint it Black and didn't know who sang it.

by notsorry July 3, 2016

hipsterjack

A hipster who dresses like a lumberjack, but who has never been an actual lumberjack. May be seen sporting a beard, flannel shirt, skinny jeans and non-prescription Warby Parkers.

The only thing that hipsterjack could chop is a salad.

by 1thousandwords January 13, 2017

hipstergaters

A word commonly used in place of goodbye, or see ya later.
Best used when leaving a group chat.

"Cya later, hipstergaters!"

by superedgyboi69-10+10-3+4-1=69g February 7, 2017

hipsterwank

A simple way to describe the conceited aspects of hipsterism.

When a coffee shop decides to serve almond milk as standard: Hipsterwank.

by garry the gin drinking goat March 8, 2017

Hipsters

Take the purest and simplest of things and transform them into an infernal tangle of complexity in order to call it their own.

I used to understand what beer (pizza, coffee, pâté, tea, pot, hash, a beard, soap etc) was until the Hipsters got their paws on it.

by Lance Larue May 3, 2018

Hipster

A person who fights the conformists of the past by conforming to the present.

Person 1: "If you like Bob Dylan you should check out my band. I sound exactly like him!"
Person 2: "Are you also protesting Vietnam?"
Person 1: "Yeah dude."
Person 2: "You're such a hipster."

by Lazarus79 December 14, 2018