An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
by Merovaeus January 21, 2004
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Mapping History is a class in Eaglebrook School which combines the concepts of Geography and History classes for students who don't have enough time to take both.
by onewhodies November 9, 2010
Get the Mapping History mug.A month devoted to African-Americans. A month that is well deserved. Some White people get angry because Blacks get a month all about them. Well, they really shouldnt because White people get all the rest of the year. In school, we learn about history. They should just rename is White history, because that is all we learn about. White people. I think that if someone is mad that Blacks get ONE month, they are very selfish. Black History Month is just the price that Whites have to pay for their ancestors being racist!
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Get the Canada's History mug.Canada's History is a sexual act that involves one beaver, a male, female, maple syrup, and a moose. It is preformed when the female inserts the beaver in her vagina and proceeds to cover herself in maple syrup, the moose then begins to lick it off of the female while the male uses a moose antler as a dildo for his ass. At this point the female must preform oral sex on the male and when he is at the point of orgasm the female removes the beaver from her beaver and sticks it onto the males penis and he proceeds to blow his load into the beaver.
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